OFFICER...YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!

Today I was surfing, here on the Moon, and found the craziest thing. I found a site that informs you on dumb laws that are supposed to be enforced here in the United States.

I chose to look at some of the laws that could affect the people that I know, living in some of these states. These laws are so silly, that it makes you wonder how in the world they ever got written. So, here are a few laws in the states where I have family and friends.......

OKLAHOMA: Females are forbidden to do their own hair without being licensed by the state.

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Whaling is illegal.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.

Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punishable by one year in jail and a $2500.00 fine.

In Oklahoma City, no one can walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

In Oklahoma City, the mayor may not go on strike.

In Oklahoma City one may not tip over a casket at a funeral.

In Oklahoma City, it is illegal to own a stink bomb.

In Oklahoma City, while it is legal to serve alcohol in a pool hall, all intoxicated persons must leave the premises.


OHIO: It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.

Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.

Breast feeding is not allowed in public.

It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

No one can be arrested on Sunday or be arrested on the Fourth of July.

In Cleveland, it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

In Cleveland, women are forbidden to wear patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.

In Strongsville Ohio, Catch 22 is banned.


ILLINOIS: You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.

The English language is not to be spoken.

In Chicago, law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

In Chicago, it is illegal to give a dog whiskey.

In Chicago, it is illegal to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.

In Chicago, spitting is forbidden.

In Chicago, all businesses entering into contracts with the city must sift through their records and report any business they had dealing with slaves during the era of slavery.

In Chicago, it is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.


IDAHO: It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

It is against the law to fish on a camel's back.

Riding a merry-go-round on Sunday is considered a crime.

In Pocatello Idaho, a person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.

In Boise Idaho, residents may not fish from a giraffe.


CALIFORNIA: Women may not drive in a house coat.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot any kind of a game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1500 feet of a tavern, school or place of worship.

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.


TEXAS: It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more that six dildos.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

A recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hour notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.

In Dallas, it is illegal to possess realistic dildos.

In Houston, it is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.

In Houston, beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.

In Mesquite Texas, it is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

In Port Arthur Texas, obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.

In Texarkana Texas, owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.


NEW MEXICO: State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.

Idiots may not vote.

In Carrizozo New Mexico, it is forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.


Well, there you have it. Those are some pretty silly state laws, don't you think? If you'd like to go check out some more crazy state laws, the site that I found is at www.dumblaws.com.

Until we meet again.....Greetings and Salutations from the Moon...................Lj