AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO......

Friday the 13th.....at work
I know that you have never called in sick in the 13 years that you have worked for this company....BUT....since you were one minute "tardy" six times last year, which equals SIX minutes.....we are going to take away your two free vacation days, that you normally get for not calling in sick all year. So let that be a lesson to you, "my pretty", don't be tardy or we'll have to take more and more away from you.

And yes......you ARE the redheaded step child around here, although you are here EVERYDAY with a smile on your face and do your job so very well. We don't care.....we have to pick on someone....and "YOUR IT!" Bwaaahaaaahaaa haaa haaaaa!! My Pretty............! Your sinful days are over!!!